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Weird Al

<DjSuzySolar> i once accidentally ate a worm
<Torqued> ick
<Torqued> worms yuk
<DjSuzySolar> it was in a shelled pecan
<DjSuzySolar> and it ate it in the dark
<DjSuzySolar> it was still alive
<DjSuzySolar> i thought "heyyyyy this doesnt taste like pecan"
<Torqued> oof
<DjSuzySolar> and i turned on the light...
<Torqued> !!! zowey
<DjSuzySolar> and there was another worm in the other side of the shell, with the nut all eaten out and full of worm poop
<Torqued> oh hell no
<DjSuzySolar> oh hellz ya!
<Torqued> you just smiled and kept eatrin?
<DjSuzySolar> i completely freaked and washed my mouth out
<DjSuzySolar> i looked at my spit remnants and i saw chewed up worm
<DjSuzySolar> eeewwww
<DjSuzySolar> it was all sour tasting
<DjSuzySolar> and squishy
<DjSuzySolar> ewwwwww
<DjSuzySolar> haaaaaaaa
<DjSuzySolar> that was the most disgusting thing i've ever put in my mouth
<Torqued> u sure?
<DjSuzySolar> well... if you don't count werid al ;)

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